Merv was in a terrible accident at work.
He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears.
Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way.
One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business called Plexus Communications.
After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright. But, after signing on the dotted line, he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him. The next day he had set up three interviews.
The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting.
At the end of the interview, Merv asked him, “Do you notice anything different about me?”
And the gentleman answered, “Why yes, I couldn’t help but notice you have no ears.” Merv got very angry and threw him out.
The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy.
He asked her the same question, “Do you notice anything different about me?”
and she replied: “Well, you have no ears.” Merv again was upset and tossed her out.
The third and last interview was the best of all three.
It was with a very young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome. And he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together.
Merv was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question:
“Do you notice anything different about me?” And to his surprise, the young man answered: “Yes. You wear contact lenses.”
Merv was shocked, and said, “What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?”
The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, “Well, it’s pretty hard to wear glasses with no ears!”
Lol
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Omg, Amazing!!!! Lol..Great post, there should be more posts like this; this was awesome.
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Thank you Ananya..Glad you liked it… I will try my best… Have a wonderful Sunday..
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Okay!! Pleasure! ☺
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Same to you
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You are on WP are ur exams over?
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No. How does it matter? Specially to you?
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I meant when the exams are going on u will be studying, so is it over?ok if you don’t want to talk I will never bother u.👍
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No. It will start from 7th march
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😁😁 That was something new.
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Hehe.. thanks Neha.
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Amazing post
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Thank you so much..
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Lol! 😂😂😂
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Hehe
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A very observant clever answer….wonder whether he bagged the job offer or not.
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Of course he didn’t…. lol..
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Maybe a clever person like u can apply for it nxt 😉
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And what about you? You are no less in intelligence…. I don’t think I stand a chance with genius like you around.☺
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Haha lol ,don’t make a fun of me yaar this is sarcasm, I don’t even know how to write a simple poem and u r calling me intelligent, apart from that I’m lazy too 😏.. I also make lots of spelling error_s while typing 😢
I’m serious u r really bright with excellent writing skills and high intellect,
Kids love you that means you are a very loving,caring and a kind person.
Nowadays we can’t find such a person easily 😢
U MUST spread ur light beyond this platform…
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Spelling errors type karthe waqt happens for everyone. Iske aadhar par your intellect can’t be decided. You seem bend on sending me away from this platform. . 😞kissne diya commission for you to do so 😏
And somehow I still strongly feel you are the apt one for the job. ☺
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Arrey kisne bola I’m sending u away, Try the other things also and post the same thing here also, y not?
Haha Maybe bt the Earless employer will not able to hear ur kind words😉
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Isliye tho….I told you are the best candidate…. its not gonna make any difference with my gestures so you go ahead and try your luck. And sure even if i get an opportunity any where else, I will stick around. Thanks a ton for your encouragment…
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I don’t know about my stars & luck bt you r certainly a shining star 🌟, it doesn’t matter if u look beyond or not, give ur best here that can give us a great feeling 😉
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Let your wish be done. Thadasthu…😃
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I will be waiting thn… 😉
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Haha…tum bi na…😀
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I mean poems toh achi hai bt I miss ur prose, that is ur best…. 😏
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Really?… now this from you make me rethink about writing a prose…kahi iske peeche koyi sadish tho nahi ho..😏
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Yaha peeche kuch nahi hai, maine toh “straightforward” bol diya 😅… Poems are short and sweet bt poem everytime is not interesting 😏..
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Acha…ok.
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Hahaha…. ise me sarcasm samjun ya compliment..
Jo bi apply kare ye toh pakka bolega ki ‘you have no ears’
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Ha bt reality Mai toh Job jada important rahta hai , Earless bolne ka risk Kon lega😂
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Hahaha sahi farmaya..
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Can we have some more?
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Hahaha… You mean more fun stories…
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But of course!
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
Publish more post like this😂😂😂
Loved it very much
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Glad you liked it.. Sure I will try my best..
Have a wonderful Sunday..
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Wow, amazing! Didn’t really anticipate this!! 😂😂 This is so clever.
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Thank you Ramyani.. Glad you find it funny..
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Of course. 😊
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😂
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Hahaha.. awesome! 😂😂
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hehe..
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🤪😜😝😂
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Quite funny 😆
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Thanks Yonnie
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You are most welcome!
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Lol 😉 😛
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😁😁😁👍
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Lol thanks for sharing, u made me smile 😂
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Glad you did…
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haha – good one
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😂😂🤣
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OMG!! What a twist. This really was hilarious. 😂😂
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Haha.. Yes it is… No matter who goes everyone will ask where are your ears…
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LOL. Although what did he expect the first two to say?!
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Hahaha He wanted to check if he is noticed or not..
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And they all did – but I love how the last one worded it 🙂
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I thought somebody was going to say they noticed that he had big hands, pointing out his small package. Hahaha, funny ending.
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Hhaha Somebody will….. Yes the package is most important…
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lol you’d have to be blind not to notice someone who has no ears … but they should have known better and answer something nice like, you are very young or another compliment
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Ahaha that’s the only option right to not ask where are your ears…. They can’t help noticing it…
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That really clever, all in one guy isn’t that clever for he didn’t know how to keep that big hole in his face shut😂
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Hahaha it is difficult to keep shut…
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But the last fellow was clever enough to fall down the chair as to cut off his eye contact he had with the boss so that he couldn’t hear…We can say that Merv lost his ear in a similar stunt if he had understood what the fall meant😂
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This makes me laugh even more harder… I imagine myself in the place and would see the reaction of the boss….
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Good thing that the boss can’t hear what he himself says but too bad for you.
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Haha true… I will have to look for another job….
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