An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.”
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?” Satan replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”
God replies, “What??? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he should never have gotten down there; send him up here.”
Satan says, “No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.” God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.”
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”
This is a great one… 🙂 I wonder were did he find the labourers… If they are also not good then who is the heavens? 😂
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Hahaha may be used the people who were already there in hell..
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Bt then who is the heaven…. Everyone must be evil or something…. It is good for joke 😂…let’s forget my nonsense questions…
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Yes ofcourse I will hahaha..
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Amazing!
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Thank you..
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LOL! Good one. If I might add:
God could have said, “I’ll complain to my MP/MLA”.
And Satan replied with the same question.
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Hahahahaaaa… That adds more humour to it..
Glad that you commented.
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Wonderful Chiru🌸
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Thank you so much Sumit
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Oh oh🤭
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Thank you for bringing a laugh 😊 nice story
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Haha…that was a good one..
Looks like engineers are still in demand wherever they go.
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Good Lord!
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Hahaha bad satan
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Exactly! Not that that could happen in real life, of course. But, it’s a made up story.
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Haan just a fun story..
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😂😂😂😂😂
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